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Average Looking Mat

Mat: an affectionate term for a Malay male; not the thing that you step on at the front door.
 

in the city

does anybody know who is Ron Moss? i think the only people that i know who knows who i am talking about is 2 African boys that go by the name of Dennis Muhiga and Salih Fakier... Ok for the benefit of those who do not watch day time soaps, yeah those kinds your mothers probably used to swear by, he is the star of the Bold and the Beautiful... so what is the deal with this guy... why am i making such a hulabaloo over it... ok ok... ladies and gentleman, hold your horses!

ahem... i was in the city yesterday afternoon.... after my appointment, i decided to drop by Crazy Clarkes to look for some CDs, because i thought i saw a classic rock album, Living Color's Vivid and Time's Up... so while i was browsing through... i saw... jeng jeng jeng (Old Malay movie incidental music - suspense melody)... Ron Moss. can you believe it? he cut an album! haha.... well if David Hasselhof can so can Ron Moss... if i am not mistaken, so did Patrick Swayze... i think that was after Dirty Dancing... HOW SHOULD I KNOW if it was good or not!!! i have never listened to it...

later that day, Felicia called me up and asked me to get her a CD at JB HiFi... i think it was one of the most embarassing moment in my entire life ( so i reckon, it is just me...) in a CD shop... while i was lining up, the guy in the front queue had a collection of Miles Davies, Coltrane in his hand... the girl after him, a rock chick man... she had Machine Head... (drools, drools) and i think she is the real deal.. cause those wannabes only listen to softie bands that pretends to rock out.... (irawan gives them the finger!). then the guy infront of me, had Audioslave, Ramones, and Joni Mitchell... what a mix! anyway, this next guy... who was once a musician, had formal music education, confessed to have mastered 120 standard Jazz Progression, could sweep 45 forms of appergios on the guitar... who goes by the name of Irawan, ......had..... in his ........hand......Tammin's single, Personal Relationship... ok for those who are a bit slow on the effect... imagine Suhaib aka Rambo carrying a pink flowery hand bag.... BAIK AH!!!

the patroms all turn and stared at him a burst into laughter... Irawan breaks into a song wanting to become Mr Cellophane... the rest of the patrons starts to dance around him, while he twirld as he belts his embarassment in verses and chorus...

moving on

I stumbled upon Ram while having lunch....

Scene 1

Ram enters. Irawan glanced at him. nods his head. he shows his pointing finger, as a question to whether he was alone. irawan nods again.

Ram(R): where are the rest?

Irawan shrugs his shoulders and wonders what 'the rest' means. Ram automatically puts his DVD, Band of Brothers on the table, which Irawan reckons, he had just bought from JB Hi Fi. Cute Japanese waitress comes to the table and hands him his Fried Chickayn Rice. he leaves to order.

Ram exits.

Waitress (W)- chikayn rice?

Irawan smiles

I-arigato

W-iye

Irawan starts eating as he stares at the madding crowd outside.

Pause.

Ram enters.

Pause.

R-Are you working later?

Irawan nods and continues eating.

Pause.

Irawan fiddles with his mobile and continues eating.

Pause.

no so cute waitress arrives with Ram's food.

Waitress 2 (W2)- kare rice?

Ram nods, attempts to say thank you in Japanese as he glances at Irawan. Irawan carries on eating.

Ram finishes his food within 3 mins.

*incidental music. Rage Against the Machine starts playing in the background, not unlike the Matrix's concluding scene where Neo warns the programmes to beware....

he stands up.

music becomes more audible...

R: See ya.

music very audible....

Irawan nods. Ram leaves.

I think I heard a shot

I think I heard a shot

I think I heard a shotI think I heard a shotI think I heard a shotI think I heard a shotI think I heard, I think I heard a shot'

He may be a real contender for this position should he

abandon his supposed obediance to white liberal doctrine

of non-violence...and embrace black nationalism''

Through counter-intelligence it should be possible to

pinpoint potential trouble-makers...

And neutralize them, neutralize them, neutralize them

'Wake up!

Wake up!

Wake up!

Wake up!

Wake up!

Wake up!

Wake up!

Wake up!

How long? Not long, cause what you reap is what you sow

Fade.... end.

hugs and kisses for that pretty girl.



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