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Average Looking Mat

Mat: an affectionate term for a Malay male; not the thing that you step on at the front door.
 

sunday funny sunday

it's almost half past six, i just got back from daily swimming... there was no improvement... still ten laps and it's only 25m in length... so how lame is that... anyway, i am swimming for myself... for my own health... not that i have much of a problem with my body but i am 31... and i dont think i would get any fitter or healthier just by being stagnant... it is just a means to maintain whatever is left of my life now... no no no... not being an pessimistic... just being realistic... i mean, sportspeople reach their peak between 28-33... after which they would not get any better... in other words, if i dont start doing good things to my body right now, then when? well sorry for rambling about nothing... babes (still hate that word), i luv u too...

this wait is killing me... to know whether i am kicked out or not... o man... this is so bad...
watched the 1st season of Mind Your Language... for those too young or too ignorant to know what it is...shame on you... anyway, its hilarious, it was hilarious 20 years ago, it is still hilarious now in 2005... its a classic. not a flash in the pan...

Mr Brown: Ok Ali... make a sentence using You are...
Ali: i am sorry, i am afraid i am not understanding you..
B: you know, make a sentence, for eg, you are english...
Ali: i'm sorry i am pakistani, you are english...

well that's the only one i can think of now...

in my head, Suede's wild ones is playing .. was playing in my head wen u left, still playing in my head...

"The Wild Ones"
There's a song playing on the radio

Sky high in the airwaves on the morning show
And there's a lifeline slipping as the record plays
And as I open the blinds in my mind I'm believing that you could stay

And oh if you stay
I'll chase the rainblown fields away
We'll shine like the morning and sin in the sun
Oh if you stay
We'll be the wild ones, running with the dogs today

There's a song playing through another wall
All we see and believe is the D.J. and debts dissolve
And it's a shame the plane is leaving on this sunny day
Cos on you my tattoo will be bleeding and the name will stain
But oh if you stay we'll ride from disguised suburban graves

We'll go from the bungalows where the debts still grow every day

And oh if you stay
I'll chase the rainblown fears away
We'll shine like the morning and sin in the sun oh if you stay
We'll be the wild ones running with the dogs today
We'll be the wild ones running with the dogs today
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At 12:52 am, Blogger buBBlee said...

i got 4 u:

Mr Brown: who can tell us all a joke?
Juan: por 'favor? i share joke with u
Mr Brown: alright juan, go ahead.
Juan procedes to tell his joke in its entirety in Spanish and then laughs at it.
Mr Brown (exasperated): in English!
Juan: oh, so sorry.

Juan's always been my favourite. so imagine my shock when i see him hosting some documentary speaking perfect English. sigh... sometimes reality bites doesn't it? but then again it always does...
ttfn
u know u love me...    



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